The Eighth Page

Dory & Patrick

Dory: Hey guys! Dory and Patrick here. Our goal is Finding Nemo! Oh wait, no what was it? The Presidency!

Patrick: Hey, Thpongebob!

Dory: So, you may be wondering what our platform is. Good wondering! Well, our slogan is for all you Uppers out there—Just Keep Swimming!

Patrick: And don’t say it’s a stupid slogan, because that’s also dumb.

Dory: Right! Was I supposed to say that? Wait, what are we talking about?

Patrick: Crabby patties?

Dory: Yes! I love those! Wait, does Paresky Commons have those?

Patrick: They sure should!

Dory: Yes! Wait, what?