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By Niko Skrivanos — 1/22/2015

On a typical Wednesday, Andover students flock to Cochran Chapel for All-School Meeting. Amongst the pews, students hide their phones between their thighs while playing Trivia Crack, and others sit eagerly with their coats and backpacks on, ready to dart out of the Chapel as soon as possible....

The recent buzz on campus regarding the outbreak of Bubonic plague has caused a heightening concern about Andover’s health. “We do not know how the Bubonic plague entered our environment atop...
10. Ranch dressing. 9. Tupac. RIP. 8. “Little House Rager on the Prairie” 7. What you did in Vegas. 6. Disneyland. 5. Gelb Dance. 4. All the girls have gone? 3. Stanford’s acceptance rate. 2. It’s...
The ascendance to ultimate power is and never will be, by any means, easy. One must toss aside any scrap of moral dignity if one seeks to gain ultimate power. One must truly embrace the raw Cluster...
10. Thou shalt not operate thy drones about campus. 9. Thou shalt not fail to zigzag atop the Lawn of Greatness. 8. Thou shalt not play thy favorite song about snakes not desiring any unless thou has...
Early last week, while bathing in Pomps Pond, Old Man Jenkins, a PG for the fourth time this year, literally struck gold when he found several nuggets. When the news reached the Phillips Academy...
Desperate to make some sort of actual change while in office, last year’s student council president, Wanglefort Slumberjack, decided to use his executive power to revert the Student Council...
By Basil Alfaro — 1/16/2015
By Paige Morss — 1/16/2015
By Niko Skrivanos — 1/16/2015

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